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<p>[QUOTE="vierailija, post: 31033803"]</p><p>Ihan paras!!!!!!</p><p></p><p>Step right up</p><p>We bring to you the finest entertainment</p><p>And I am pleased to be your humble servant</p><p>Accept our hospitality, indulge in abnormality</p><p></p><p>Step right up</p><p>We've something here for everyone's enjoyment</p><p>I do this as a gift, not for employment</p><p>A portrait of insanity, approached with pure humanity</p><p></p><p>Come see our girls, crazy girls</p><p>If you're willing to be thrilled, this is a hell of a ride</p><p>Those girls, crazy girls</p><p>They're hot, they're nuts, they're suicidal</p><p>Tickets cheap, it's a crime</p><p>And they're half price after 4 o' clock, so toss us a dime</p><p>To see these lovely freaks of nature for a limited time</p><p>Come see the girls, girls, girls</p><p></p><p>Some of them are really quite attractive as you see</p><p>And some are truly hideous, I'm sure that you'll agree</p><p>While others still look rather quite a lot like you and me</p><p>But you mustn't let them fool you, just one more rule</p><p></p><p>You shouldn't look this one too long in the eye</p><p>And that one, let's just keep walking by</p><p>These ain't no ordinary girls, and we've a steady supply</p><p>Grab another cup of tea, and follow me</p><p></p><p>To see our girls, crazy girls</p><p>If you're willing to be thrilled, this is a hell of a ride</p><p>Those girls, crazy girls</p><p>They're hot, they're nuts, they're suicidal</p><p>Tickets cheap, it's a crime</p><p>And they're half price after 4 o' clock, so toss us a dime</p><p>To see these lovely freaks of nature for a limited time</p><p>Come see the girls, girls, girls</p><p></p><p>Now, has anybody any clever questions for your guide?</p><p>For a penny more, go on and ask, we've nothing here to hide.</p><p></p><p>(I have a question.)</p><p>(I do, I would like to know...)</p><p></p><p>Quiet down! You, sir</p><p>If insanity's primarily a femininish malady,</p><p>And no one's doubting that for it's a scientific fact,</p><p>Then according to the medics, have they faultier genetics?</p><p>Are they born with this disease, or is it something they contract?</p><p></p><p>It's all to do with reproductive organs</p><p>Which are naturally unstable in a dame</p><p>You see from "lunar", we have, lunacy and lunatic and loony</p><p>And they're always ovulating by the cycle of the moony</p><p></p><p>I have a question (shoot!)</p><p>Has any patient ever been released?</p><p>Would you send her home if her bizarre behavior were decreased?</p><p>For the good of our society, they oughtn't reproduce</p><p>So while they may pretend propriety, we'll never let them loose</p><p></p><p>Come see the girls, crazy girls</p><p>If you're willing to be thrilled, this is a hell of a ride</p><p>Those girls, crazy girls</p><p>They're hot, they're nuts, they're suicidal</p><p>Tickets cheap, it's a crime</p><p>And they're half price after 4 o' clock, so toss us a dime</p><p>To see these lovely freaks of nature for a limited time</p><p>Come see the girls, girls, girls</p><p></p><p>Some are born mad</p><p>Some achieve madness</p><p>Some have madness thrust upon them</p><p>This is the real thing my friends, guaranteed 100 percent, authentic, mentally-ill</p><p>Accept no imitations</p><p>For a little extra on the side, you can arrange</p><p>For a slightly more intimate encounter, wink wink</p><p>For a tuppence, just a tuppence, a handful of pills to feed the inmates</p><p>We've got pills for depression, obsession, aggression, possession, indiscretion,</p><p>There's a bloody pill for everything nowadays!</p><p></p><p>How big is a lady's brain?</p><p>It's really very, very small, a simple thought is quite a strain</p><p>This seems just a bit inhumane</p><p>That's just a simple little shock, it doesn't cause her any pain</p><p></p><p>You see, they're really more like animals than people</p><p>Which has been proven haven't any souls at all.</p><p>The only bits that aren't inferior are bosom and posterior</p><p>And these are only useful in a seedy music hall</p><p></p><p>They won't bite, well they might</p><p>I say this one does look hungry tonight</p><p>So get your picture with an inmate</p><p>But be sure she's locked up tight</p><p></p><p>They're practically wild, sir</p><p>Protect your child, sir</p><p></p><p>They don't recall the taste of freedom</p><p>They're just happy if we feed them</p><p></p><p>So point and laugh, it isn't bad</p><p>They oughtn't mind because they're mad!</p><p>If you haven't got a dime, toss us your pearls</p><p>You're welcome to enjoy</p><p></p><p>Our girls, crazy girls</p><p>If you're willing to be thrilled, this is a hell of a ride</p><p>Those girls, crazy girls</p><p>They're hot, they're nuts, they're suicidal</p><p>Tickets cheap, it's a crime</p><p>And they're half price after 4 o' clock, so toss us a dime</p><p>To see these lovely freaks of nature for a limited time</p><p></p><p>I've got a lot more words to say, but I just can't make them rhyme</p><p>So ladies, let this be a lesson to you, keep your hair uncut</p><p>Your corsets tight, your morals high</p><p>Your knitting neat, your yappers shut</p><p>This is what comes of over-educating,</p><p>mentally over-stimulating,</p><p>too much serious conversating,</p><p>organized religion-hating,</p><p>sinful un-wed copulating,</p><p>marriage without pro-creating,</p><p>girl-on-girl caught lesbiating,</p><p>she was caught while masturbating,</p><p>male-mind manipulating,</p><p>chronically hallucinating,</p><p>certainly there's no debating,</p><p>some we just find fascinating,</p><p>women's rights facilitating,</p><p>independent thought creating,</p><p>She may just be complicating</p><p>get your money out we're waiting</p><p></p><p>To see those</p><p>Girls!</p><p>Girls!</p><p>Girls!</p><p>[/QUOTE]</p>
[QUOTE="vierailija, post: 31033803"] Ihan paras!!!!!! Step right up We bring to you the finest entertainment And I am pleased to be your humble servant Accept our hospitality, indulge in abnormality Step right up We've something here for everyone's enjoyment I do this as a gift, not for employment A portrait of insanity, approached with pure humanity Come see our girls, crazy girls If you're willing to be thrilled, this is a hell of a ride Those girls, crazy girls They're hot, they're nuts, they're suicidal Tickets cheap, it's a crime And they're half price after 4 o' clock, so toss us a dime To see these lovely freaks of nature for a limited time Come see the girls, girls, girls Some of them are really quite attractive as you see And some are truly hideous, I'm sure that you'll agree While others still look rather quite a lot like you and me But you mustn't let them fool you, just one more rule You shouldn't look this one too long in the eye And that one, let's just keep walking by These ain't no ordinary girls, and we've a steady supply Grab another cup of tea, and follow me To see our girls, crazy girls If you're willing to be thrilled, this is a hell of a ride Those girls, crazy girls They're hot, they're nuts, they're suicidal Tickets cheap, it's a crime And they're half price after 4 o' clock, so toss us a dime To see these lovely freaks of nature for a limited time Come see the girls, girls, girls Now, has anybody any clever questions for your guide? For a penny more, go on and ask, we've nothing here to hide. (I have a question.) (I do, I would like to know...) Quiet down! You, sir If insanity's primarily a femininish malady, And no one's doubting that for it's a scientific fact, Then according to the medics, have they faultier genetics? Are they born with this disease, or is it something they contract? It's all to do with reproductive organs Which are naturally unstable in a dame You see from "lunar", we have, lunacy and lunatic and loony And they're always ovulating by the cycle of the moony I have a question (shoot!) Has any patient ever been released? Would you send her home if her bizarre behavior were decreased? For the good of our society, they oughtn't reproduce So while they may pretend propriety, we'll never let them loose Come see the girls, crazy girls If you're willing to be thrilled, this is a hell of a ride Those girls, crazy girls They're hot, they're nuts, they're suicidal Tickets cheap, it's a crime And they're half price after 4 o' clock, so toss us a dime To see these lovely freaks of nature for a limited time Come see the girls, girls, girls Some are born mad Some achieve madness Some have madness thrust upon them This is the real thing my friends, guaranteed 100 percent, authentic, mentally-ill Accept no imitations For a little extra on the side, you can arrange For a slightly more intimate encounter, wink wink For a tuppence, just a tuppence, a handful of pills to feed the inmates We've got pills for depression, obsession, aggression, possession, indiscretion, There's a bloody pill for everything nowadays! How big is a lady's brain? It's really very, very small, a simple thought is quite a strain This seems just a bit inhumane That's just a simple little shock, it doesn't cause her any pain You see, they're really more like animals than people Which has been proven haven't any souls at all. The only bits that aren't inferior are bosom and posterior And these are only useful in a seedy music hall They won't bite, well they might I say this one does look hungry tonight So get your picture with an inmate But be sure she's locked up tight They're practically wild, sir Protect your child, sir They don't recall the taste of freedom They're just happy if we feed them So point and laugh, it isn't bad They oughtn't mind because they're mad! If you haven't got a dime, toss us your pearls You're welcome to enjoy Our girls, crazy girls If you're willing to be thrilled, this is a hell of a ride Those girls, crazy girls They're hot, they're nuts, they're suicidal Tickets cheap, it's a crime And they're half price after 4 o' clock, so toss us a dime To see these lovely freaks of nature for a limited time I've got a lot more words to say, but I just can't make them rhyme So ladies, let this be a lesson to you, keep your hair uncut Your corsets tight, your morals high Your knitting neat, your yappers shut This is what comes of over-educating, mentally over-stimulating, too much serious conversating, organized religion-hating, sinful un-wed copulating, marriage without pro-creating, girl-on-girl caught lesbiating, she was caught while masturbating, male-mind manipulating, chronically hallucinating, certainly there's no debating, some we just find fascinating, women's rights facilitating, independent thought creating, She may just be complicating get your money out we're waiting To see those Girls! Girls! Girls! [/QUOTE]
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